Serving smoky, rum-like and leather hints calmed by vanilla and sesame milk, Mr Thompson is reassuring at every turn – yet a master in the art of spying. As for what the butler saw… well, he never forgets, but is ever discrete. All the best butlers keep your secrets

Spray on parts like your wrists, neck, behind your ears or even on your chest where the blood runs closest to the surface. Freshly w ashed hair is a good option as well.